Sarah and I had a terrible thought yesterday. Our terrible thought was this: For four years we have all been calling the College Dude, the, um, College Dude.
But on Friday, he is graduating and at that point he can no longer legally be referred to as the College Dude. So. What to do? What to do? What to do about the College Dude?
Do we call him the Grad Dude? The Almost Married Dude? The In Between His Bachelor’s and Master’s Degree Dude? His Mama’s Little Boy Dude?
Ah, the chaotic conniptions this conundrum is creating.
In the meantime, since he is still a real and genuine College Dude, I have been busy sending out College Dude Graduation announcements on his behalf.
While all the while pondering the pending conundrum.